Monday, 21 September 2015

#piggate



This relates to international politics because... live animals are a partof trade in the European Union and, according to the Dell Theory, trade and shared investment across member states is essential in conflict prevention...? But what if no one in Europe wants to trade with Britain anymore because of the #piggate scandal. David Cameron could have caused WW3 for all we know. 


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  1. I wonder if he used oinkment... I bet he squealed, he seems like a squealer. Was a cheeky session of Netflix and Squeal. Looks like he'll be hogging the attention for a long, boaring period however. Basically, he's a bit of a #lad. Me saying this is cool though, I'm vegetarian.

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    1. you swine, nathan. these jokes are boar-ing and lets be honest this whole scandal is total hog-wash in the first place.
      disclaimer: i'm a veggie too, it's all good (Y)

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    2. You stole my 'boaring' pun. Unoriginal. However I will say, I feel sorry for Hameron's kids when Peppa Pig comes on. It's going to be a completely different story. Also with the story of the three little pigs, it seems like he was the Big Bad Wolf, and it wasn't him blowing...anyway sorry for the spam!

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    3. you are disgusting.
      but, also, imagine him watching babe: pig in the city
      more like bae: pig in oxford

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